Monday, January 12, 2009

Sailing Alone Around the World

In 1895, Captain Joshua Slocum left Boston to sail around the world alone. At one point he landed in the Cocos Islands where the majority of the people are Sunni Muslims. He wrote about how ship was stuck in the sand. Apparently a big crab was holding onto the boat. Slocum wrote:

This being so or not, it was decided that the Mohammedan priest, Sama the Emim, for a pot of jam, should ask Mohammed to bless the voyage and make the crab let go the sloop's keel, which it did, if it had hold, and she floated on the very next tide.


At another point he landed on a Catholic island and was the guest of a priest. Slocum wrote:

The good abbe of San Gabriel entertained us all royally at the convent, and we remained his guests until the following day. As I was leaving his place, the abbe said, "Captain, I embrace you, and of whatever religion you may be, my wish is that you succeed in making your voyage, and that our Saviour the Christ be always with you!" To this good man's words I could only say, "My dear abbe, had all religionists been so liberal there would have been less bloodshed in the world."


He did run into some Christian idiots in South Africa who still wanted to argue that the earth was flat:

It sounds odd to hear scholars and statesmen say the world is flat; but it is a fact that three Boers favored by the opinion of President Kruger prepared a work to support that contention. While I was at Durban they came from Pretoria to obtain data from me, and they seemed annoyed when I told them that they could not prove it by my experience. With the advice to call up some ghost of the dark ages for research, I went ashore, and left these three wise men poring over the _Spray's_ track on a chart of the world, which, however, proved nothing to them, for it was on Mercator's projection, and behold, it was "flat." The next morning I met one of the party in a clergyman's garb, carrying a large Bible, not different from the one I had read. He tackled me, saying, "If you respect the Word of God, you must admit that the world is flat." "If the Word of God stands on a flat world--" I began. "What!" cried he, losing himself in a passion, and making as if he would run me through with an assagai. "What!" he shouted in astonishment and rage, while I jumped aside to dodge the imaginary weapon. Had this good but misguided fanatic been armed with a real weapon, the crew of the _Spray_ would have died a martyr there and then.


I find all of this interesting because over 100 years later you still have good religious people and you still have extremists and idiots. And not only are we not any better today, we are actually far worse off as it seems that things are even more stirred up. Many people in the West claim that Islam is evil, while ignoring its best traditions, while many also actively support the worst elements of Christianity and Judaism.

Certainly, one cannot look at the Sufis in Islam and say that somehow they are evil. The Neturei Karta movement in Judaism is opposed to the use of human force to establish a Jewish State and believes in fair treatment for all people. I mention these groups, because it seems that with all of the fanatics out there people might get the impression that religion itself is evil. Like anything it can be abused. But it is not as though atheists, such as Stalin or Mao, have done anything for humanity. Any philosophy, whether religious or anti-religious, can be used for evil ends.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Amazon.com: North Pole Lost And Other Holiday Stories: William H. Cooke: Books

Amazon.com: North Pole Lost And Other Holiday Stories: William H. Cooke: Books

Thanks to the people who bought my book in September! Apparently there were a few typos in the last version. I was sent a list and fixed them all. If you find anything else wrong in the book please let me know. Don't email me about who/whom corrections. I agree with the late great William F. Buckley, Jr. and think that 'who' should always be used. And I also agree with him and think it is okay to start a sentence with 'and.'

I'm working on a new book now. Non-fiction. Wrote about 55 pages so far. It is going to be under 100 pages. When I finish it I am going to have to go back and put in footnotes, so it may not be out for a while.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Sea Gull Century - 100 mile bike ride

Sea Gull Century

I did this bike ride on Saturday. It started at Salisbury University and took us over to Assateague Island and back. The price was reasonable. The event was well managed. The food stops were great. The pool was open after the ride in case you wanted to take a swim - which I did. Biking 100 miles isn't easy, but I look forward to doing this event again.

It was certainly much much better than the annual "Third Reich Ride" that Berlin, MD hosts every year. They promise a bike ride that "will last for a 1000 miles", but the damn thing abruptly ends after 12.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Law Offices of Kevin J. McDevitt

Law Offices of Kevin J. McDevitt

You went to the local WaWa to get your favorite sandwich, but it tasted sort of funny. You then went to your baby's mama's trailer and she got in an argument with you because you didn't want to share your oxycontin pills with her. So she got angry, called the cops, and said that you hit her. You hear the sirens and then see the cops pull up. You decide to flee because they always believe the woman, and besides, you have warrants for child support and a VOP on drunk driving and paraphernalia charges. As you race through country roads running from the cops you throw beer bottles at them that you just emptied.

Eventually, you crash and as the officers approach you yell out "I didn't do it! And Kevin McDevitt is my lawyer!"

Kevin will understand. He's been there. Hell, we've all been there. Kevin will know what to do with your case. He has experience as a former Assistant State's Attorney in Baltimore City and St. Mary's County. Keep his number handy, especially if you head into southern Maryland. You will be in good hands.